Post by King of Kings on Feb 3, 2008 0:37:12 GMT -5
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to the very first show of FWC: Devolution. This is wrestling at it's finest, and we promise to devoultionize pro wrestling as it is today, and bring it back to it's roots. This event takes place in a small little warehouse building, with a crowd of about 200 people. Very similar to the old ECW events at the ECW Arena in Philadelphia.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your opening bout for tonight is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Washington D.C. Weighing in at 312 lbs....He is Lt. Pain!!!
Doink The Clown's Theme on Electric Guitar begins to echo throughout the building. The fans boo as Lt. Pain gives them all the middle finger salute. He taunts in the rings and spits on a child, no older then 6, sitting in the front row. He grabs himself a microphone from ringside.
Lt. Pain: "Well, well well..Look at all you pathetic imbeciles. How much did you pay for this event, 5...6 dollars? Don't you pathetic, fat, poor excuses for human beings have anything else to do? Hahahaha, it's time for me to demonstrate my new trick, it's called a brutal beating. Since I can't legally beat you and your children, I'll take it out on-"
The lights in the building turn Red, smoke starts to come out from the entrance way, and then the lights go out, as they come back on 3-Death is standing in the ring behind Lt. Pain.
He clobbers his back and the bell is rung. The fans are exploding as 3-Death pummels Lt. Pain into the corner with rights and lefts to the midsection as the referee calls him off. 3-Death backs away briefly then returns with an elbow to the face of Lt. Pain. Lt. Pain staggers away from the corner and 3-Death goes to grapple with him, but Pain reverses the grapple into right hand, and goes for a running bulldog. He hits the bulldog, and then proceeds to kick 3-D in the midsection. Now Pain locks in a headlock and yells at the fans "Go To Hell!" 3-D is trying to fight his way out of the headlock, as he makes it to his feet and proceeds to elbow Pain in the midsection. 3-D escapes the hold and Irish Whips Pain at the ropes, as Pain comes back 3-D hits a big boot. 3-D then starts to head towards the top right, possibly looking to hit his finisher. As he stands up straight, Colonel Clown runs in through the crowd, pushing fans aside and knocks 3-D off the top rope, down onto the mat. 3-D staggers up, as he turns around Lt. Pain kicks 3-Death in the midsection and then Pain grabs him by his neck, and chokeslams him straight onto the mat. Pain goes for the cover...1-2- NO! 3-D gets the shoulder up! Colonel Clown, along with Pain is livid, and grabs a steel chair from ringside, he tosses into the ring at Pain. Pain grabs the chair, but the ref takes it from him. As the ref puts it back outside, 3-D gets up. As 3-D stands up, Lt. Pain takes out Brass Knuckles, and nails 3-D in the head. Lt. Pain goes for the cover, and as the Referee enters the ring, he counts the one, two and three. The bout is over.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Lt. Pain-
Pain grabs the mic.
Lt. Pain: You see! What did I tell you all, your heroes are more worthless then all of you. Why bother cheering, when you know that clowns always have new tricks. Hahahahaha
Col. Clown: You guys are nothing but fools! Do we make you laugh? Aren't we damn hilarious?! Don't you like clowns?! What about you kid?
Colonel Clown exits the ring, and goes to ringside, over to a young child.
Col. Clown: Don't we make you laugh? Do you like clowns?!
Child: No
The child begins to cry.
Col. Clown: DON'T CRY YOU LITTLE BRAT! You all see, we can dominate you, we can dominate everyone we want to. And there isn't a damn thing, anyone can do about it.
The Militant Circus beings to head back towards the entrance ramp as they taunt the crowd. 3-D is still knocked out in the ring.
Backstage--
General Manager of Devolution Ben is on his phone.
Ben: No no, you have to be here tonight. Look if you can't make it tonight, I'll have no main event! C'Mon. Do your best. *hangs up* Well well well, look who we have here. *Wrath enters the room* All the way from Japan, are you ready for you match tonight?
Wrath: I was born ready, who are you feeding to me tonight?
Ben: Well, I'm giving you a match with none other then Jackal of the Militant Circus.
Wrath: Are you sure you want to sacrifice him? He's a good talent? Whatever, I'll do my thing. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
--Back to the ring
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 247 lbs, Jackal!
Chinese Democracy by Guns N' Roses begins to play, as Jackal comes out and slaps hands with a few of the fans. He comes out to a mixed reaction.
Announcer: And his opponent, hailing from Tokyo, Japan...weighing in at 325 lbs, he is Wrath!
Steve Blackman's Entrance theme begins to play as Wrath comes out to a barrage of cheers. He enters the ring, and goes to shake hands with Jackal as the ref. rings the bell. Jackal goes for a shot to the face, but Wrath ducks behind him and delivers a kick to the back, and Jackal instantly falls to his knees. Wrath shoots another kick to Jackals hips and he falls to the mat. Wrath slaps his hands together as if to say it was all to easy, as Jackal hops back up and goes for a clothesline, which he hits. Wrath is on one knee as Jackal runs at the ropes, and then hits a swinging neck breaker to Wrath. Wrath quickly gets up and kicks Jackal in the knee, bringing him down, and then proceeds to kick him in the jaw. Jackal is down, and out. Wrath picks him up on his shoulders, and then delivers a Go To Sleep to Jackal. Wrath then pins him, for the 1-2-3. A solid victory for Wrath.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Wrath!
As Wrath poses for the audience, Jackal comes to his senses and leaves the ringside area, and heads backstage. As he enters the backstage area, Col. Clown is standing there.
Col. Clown: Hahahahah...AHAHAHAHAHa...You didn't get the job done. We're in this to win it, if you can't handle it..maybe you better-
Jackal: WHAT?! What do you want me to do? Pull a rabbit out of my ass?! This isn't all fun and games like you think!
Col. Clown: Now calm down. No one ever said it was a game, but it can be fun. Better luck next week, eh Jackal?
Jackal: Whatever
Jackal then walks away, as Lt. Pain comes over to Col. Clown.
Pain: Can we trust him?
Col. Clown: I hope so...
--Promo
A Dark room is shown, there are no lights, but sounds of punching on a brick wall can be heard. Suddenly a purple and red spotlight shines down on a face. It is the face of Vincent Powel.
Vincent: I'm coming. And when I show up, you all...will become my pawns. We will sleep in flames, as we shower in ice.
--Ringside
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening. This bout, is for thee Devolution Heavyweight Championship number one contendership!
Introducing first, from The Looney Bin...weighing in at 212 lbs, he is Colonel Clown!
Doink The Clown's Theme on Electric Guitar begins to play as the fans roar with a shower of boos. Colonel Clown makes his way to the ring, throwing confetti at people, and blowing a streamer into the face of the same small child he and Pain were harassing earlier.
Announcer: And the opponent...
Thunder Road by Bruce Spingsteen plays as G.M. Ben comes out with microphone in hand.
Ben: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I booked a match for the number one contendership, and one of the men is what I call a deadly criminal. He also, has a history with you...Colonel Clown. You see a few years ago, when you formed your little posse, you reject a man who had the potential to ruin you all if you he took you on. Now, I'm handing you to him, Ladies and Gentlemen...here he is...Straight from New York...the man who will destroy the Militant Circus...The Outcast.
Killing in the Name by Rage Against The Machine beings to blare and The Outcast comes through the curtain and the roof is blown off of the arena as the fans cheer. The Outcast is wearing a torn Militant Circus uniform, with faded clown make up on his face. He also has The Militant Clown symbol etched into his chest. The Outcast stares down Colonel Clown from the ramp as Col. Clown is noticeably frightened. The Outcast runs into the ring and the two begin to brawl as the bell is rung. Rights and lefts are exchanged between the two until The Outcast gets the advantage and delivers a hard kick to the midsection, followed by a DDT. The Outcast is looking to put this away quickly, until Lt. Pain runs down from the entrance way, into the ring, but The Outcast hits him with a belly to belly suplex, and Pain rolls out of the ring to the floor. Jackal runs down, and gets on the apron. The Outcast is begging him to come into the ring, but Jackal turns around and heads back. Jackal abbandoned the Militant Circus. Col. Clown sees this, and gets up...The Outcast then delivers his finisher, Armed Robbery...driving him with a Tazplex, and then locking in the Tazmission. Colonel Clown taps out, and The Outcast continues to choke him out...Colonel Clown then passes out, as The Outcast stands up, and raises his arms in victory.
Announcer: Here is your winner, and the number one contender for the Devoulution Heavyweight Championship...The Outcast!!!
Thunder Road by Bruce Springsteen begins to play as G.M. Ben comes out again.
Ben: Congratulations Outcast! I knew you had potential, but next week, you get your title match. Your match will be against a mystery opponent. Someone who hasn't been in Devolution yet. He will be revealed next week, and I promise, this will be a match of the century. Good night!
The show ends with Outcast raising his arms as Colonel Clown is knocked out in the ring, and Lt. Pain is unconscious outside the ring on the floor below.
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