Post by King of Kings on Jan 9, 2008 21:17:43 GMT -5
King of Kings: Laaaadies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first house show of Devolution. Tonight's match up, is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from The Looney Bin, weighing in at 212 lbs, and tipping the scales at 6'. Representing, the Militant Circus, he is...Colonel Clown! *Entrance Theme: Circus Music played on guitar*
Colonel Clown Grabs the microphone
C.C.: Before we start this match tonight. Let me just say, it's going to be a merry ol' time, destroying whoever my victim is. *manical laugh*
King of Kings: And his opponent. From The Outer Reaches of your mind, he is...3-Death! *arena goes black, a red and blue spotlight centers on the ring, as 3-Death is standing in the corner of the ring*
The bell is rung, as 3-Death stands in the corner glaring at Colonel Clown. Clown is twitching slightly, then begins to move forward, he throws a punch at 3-D but 3-D grabs his fist and pushes him back. 3-D then rushes to get on him and launches punch after punch onto Clown. Clown kicks him off and goes outside of the ring. Clown taunts the fans, with his back turned to 3-D. 3-D runs at the ropes opposite of Clown, and then runs TOWARDS Clown with a baseball slide. Clown is down as 3-D now removes a turn buckle cover in the ring. Clown gets back into the ring and get's a swift toe tick from 3-D. 3-D grabs Clown by the head and launches him into the exposed turnbuckle. Clown is now holding his head, but then slyly pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. As 3-D goes to grab Clown, Clown turns around quickly and nails 3-D in the skull with the knuckles. Clown goes for the pin as he tosses the knuckles outside of the ring, but only gets a 2 count. Clown is in shock. He gets up and argues with the ref, the referee yells back and Clown delivers a blow to the head of the referee. Clown then exits the ring to get a steel chair, as 3-D gets up. Clown comes back into the ring and is about to hit 3-D with the chair when out of nowhere 3-D sprays Red mist into the face of Clown. Clown drops the chair as he is blinded and staggering about, then 3-D picks up the chair, and delivers a quick shot to the head of Clown. The referee regains consciousness and 3-D goes for the pin. One...Two...Three...it's over.
King of Kings: Here is your winner, 3-*the lights go out*Death!
*The lights turn back on and Colonel Clown is still out in the center of the ring. The crowd is basically silent as the referee checks on Clown, but then Clown begins to get up and demands a microphone. Clown then begins to speak as the fans boo him.
Clown: You see, this week was just a fluke. *breathing heavily* Next time 3-Death, you won't be so lucky, because I have a few friends coming. *giggle* That's right, and you are going to be the first victim. *manical laugh*
The crowd begins to boo as Clown exits the arena.
Colonel Clown Grabs the microphone
C.C.: Before we start this match tonight. Let me just say, it's going to be a merry ol' time, destroying whoever my victim is. *manical laugh*
King of Kings: And his opponent. From The Outer Reaches of your mind, he is...3-Death! *arena goes black, a red and blue spotlight centers on the ring, as 3-Death is standing in the corner of the ring*
The bell is rung, as 3-Death stands in the corner glaring at Colonel Clown. Clown is twitching slightly, then begins to move forward, he throws a punch at 3-D but 3-D grabs his fist and pushes him back. 3-D then rushes to get on him and launches punch after punch onto Clown. Clown kicks him off and goes outside of the ring. Clown taunts the fans, with his back turned to 3-D. 3-D runs at the ropes opposite of Clown, and then runs TOWARDS Clown with a baseball slide. Clown is down as 3-D now removes a turn buckle cover in the ring. Clown gets back into the ring and get's a swift toe tick from 3-D. 3-D grabs Clown by the head and launches him into the exposed turnbuckle. Clown is now holding his head, but then slyly pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. As 3-D goes to grab Clown, Clown turns around quickly and nails 3-D in the skull with the knuckles. Clown goes for the pin as he tosses the knuckles outside of the ring, but only gets a 2 count. Clown is in shock. He gets up and argues with the ref, the referee yells back and Clown delivers a blow to the head of the referee. Clown then exits the ring to get a steel chair, as 3-D gets up. Clown comes back into the ring and is about to hit 3-D with the chair when out of nowhere 3-D sprays Red mist into the face of Clown. Clown drops the chair as he is blinded and staggering about, then 3-D picks up the chair, and delivers a quick shot to the head of Clown. The referee regains consciousness and 3-D goes for the pin. One...Two...Three...it's over.
King of Kings: Here is your winner, 3-*the lights go out*Death!
*The lights turn back on and Colonel Clown is still out in the center of the ring. The crowd is basically silent as the referee checks on Clown, but then Clown begins to get up and demands a microphone. Clown then begins to speak as the fans boo him.
Clown: You see, this week was just a fluke. *breathing heavily* Next time 3-Death, you won't be so lucky, because I have a few friends coming. *giggle* That's right, and you are going to be the first victim. *manical laugh*
The crowd begins to boo as Clown exits the arena.
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